Gombal NYESEK !

A : Ayah kamu tukang beling yaaa ?
B : iyaa kok tau ?
A : Karna kamu tlah memecahkan hati ku :") #nyesek






A : Bapak Kamu pasti tukang sate yaaa ?
B : Iya kok tauu ?
A : Karna kamu tlah menusuk-nusuk hatikuu dan rasanyaa ituuu sakiiiit banget :") #nyesek






A : Kamu jualan silet yaa ?
B : iaa hehehe . kok tau .?
A : Soalnya kamu tlah mensayat-sayat hatiku :") #nyesek

Gombal Pekerjaan

A : Bapak kamu tukang Lem yaaa ?
B : Iyaa kok tau ?
A : karna gak tau kenapa setiap aku liat kamu bawaanya pengen nempel mulu HAHA :D




A : Ibu kamu Perawat yaa ?
B : Iyaa kok tau ?
A : Soalnya kamu udah mengobati hati akuu HAHA :D




A : Ayah kamuAtlit renang yaaa ?
B : Iyaa kok tau?
A : Karna kamu tlah berenang-renang dihati kuu HAHA :D

Lirik Lagu Judika - Dia Bukan Aku

berulang kali kau menyakiti
berulang kali kau khianati
sakit ini coba pahami
ku punya hati bukan tuk disakiti
* ku akui sungguh beratnya
meninggalkanmu yang dulu pernah ada
namun harus aku lakukan
karena ku tahu ini yang terbaik
ku harus pergi meninggalkan kamu
yang telah hancurkan aku
sakitnya, sakitnya, oh sakitnya
repeat *
reff:
ku harus pergi meninggalkan kamu
yang telah hancurkan aku
sakitnya, sakitnya, oh sakitnya
cintaku lebih besar darinya
mestinya kau sadar itu
bukan dia, bukan dia, tapi aku
begitu burukkah ini
hingga ku harus mengalah
ku harus pergi meninggalkan kamu
yang telah hancurkan aku
sakitnya, sakitnya, oh sakitnya
(cintaku) cintaku
(lebih besar dari benciku) lebih besar dari benciku
cukup aku yang rasakan
(jangan dia) jangan dia
(jangan dia) jangan dia cukup aku
(jangan dia jangan dia) cukup aku
(jangan dia)

Lirik Lagu Terre

Lirik Lagu Terre-Janji manismu 

oh dunia ini penuh kepalsuan
mungkinkah tiada keikhlasan
apakah ini suatu pembalasan
ku sadar kebesaranMu Tuhan
aku bagai seorang
kembara jalanan
terombang-ambing di lautan gelora
ku cari kebahagiaan
dan untuk menopang kasih
mungkinkah suratan
hidup kan selalu sendirian
reff:
hati membeku mengingatkan
kata janji manismu
ku dilambung angan-angan
belaian kasih sayang suci darimu
oh kejamnya
lidah tidak berulang
ucapan cinta mengiris kalbu
ku kan pergi membawa diri
cinta di hati terkubur lagi
jika ku pahami mengapa terjadi
peristiwa pahit menggores hati
perjalanan hidup ini sudah tertulis
ku tempuhi dengan kesabaran
ku sadar kebesaranMu Tuhan
repeat reff

Lirik Lagu Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga - Boys Boys Boys

 

Hey there, sugar baby, saw you twice at the pop show
You take just like glitter mixed with rock and roll
I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
Know you think you're special when we dance real crazy
Glamophonic, electronic, d-d-disco baby
I like you a lot, lot, all we want is hot, hot

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

Baby is a bad boy with some retro sneakers
Let's go see The Killers and make out in the bleachers
I like you a lot, lot, think you're really hot, hot
Let's go to the party heard our buddy's the DJ
Don't forget my lipstick I left it in your ashtray
I like you a lot, lot, all we want is hot, hot

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

I'm not loose, I like to party
Let's get lost in your Ferrari
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
Not psychotic or dramatic
I like boys and that is that

Love it when you call me legs
In the morning buy me eggs
Watch your heart when we're together
Boys like you love me for ever

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

Lady Gaga - Alejandro

I know that we are young and I know you may love me
But I just can't be with you like this anymore, Alejandro

She's got both hands in her pockets
And she won't look at you, won't look at you
She hides true love, en su bolsillo
She's got a halo around her finger around you

You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke one cigarette and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro

Stop please, just let me go
Alejandro, just let me go

She's not broken, she's just a baby
But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad
And all those flames that burned before him
Now he's gonna firefight, got cool the bad

You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke one cigarette and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro

Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
Don't call my name, don't call my name, bye Fernando
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Alejandro
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch, Fernando

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke one cigarette and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
(Alejandro, Alejandro)
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernado
(Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro)
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
(Alejandro, Alejandro)
Just smoke one cigarette and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Roberto
(Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro)
Alejandro

Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Lady GaGa - Paparazzi

We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you
It so magical, we'd be so fantastical


Leather and jeans, garage glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us it don't have a price
Ready for those flashing light
'Cause you know that baby, I


I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi


Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi


I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes


Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and we turn
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price, loving you is cherry pie
Cause you know that baby, I


I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi


Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi


Real good, we dance in the studio
Snap, snap to that shit on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic but we still have fun


I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi


Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi

Lirik Lagu 7 icon - Play Boy

Lirik Lagu 7 Icons Playboy

p-l-a-y-b-o-y b-o-y [2x]


lihat yang mulus (belok), lihat yang bening (belok)
sampai yang di sebelah gak ditengok
cakep dikit deketin, bohai dikit jalanin
hatiku kamu terus yang mainin


apa sekarang cowok pada jago akting
apa ku salah bila ajarkan cinta


reff:
gak gak gak kuat, gak gak gak kuat
aku gak kuat sama playboy playboy
gak gak gak level, gak gak gak level
aku gak level sama cowok gampangan
hey boys


lihat yang mulus (belok), lihat yang bening (belok)
sampai yang di sebelah gak ditengok
lihat yang muda (belok), sixpack dikit ya (belok)
ampe yang di sebelah kayak bego


repeat *
repeat reff


reff2:
gak gak gak kuat, gak gak gak kuat
aku gak kuat sama playboy playboy
gak gak gak level, gak gak gak level
aku gak level sama
playboy playboy [4x]
let’s go, let let’s go, ogah sama playboy


p-l-a-y-b-o-y b-o-y
gak gak gak kuat [2x]
p-l-a-y-b-o-y b-o-y
gak gak gak level [2x]
repeat reff, reff2

Lirik Lagu Bruno Mars - Just The way You Are

Lirik Lagu Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are Lyrics

Oh her eyes, her eyes

Make the stars look like they're not shining

Her hair, her hair

Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know

When I compliment her

She wont believe me

And its so, its so

Sad to think she don't see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay

I say

When I see your face

There's not a thing that I would change

Cause you're amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you're amazing

Just the way you are

Her lips, her lips

I could kiss them all day if she'd let me

Her laugh, her laugh

She hates but I think its so sexy

She's so beautiful 

And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know

Id never ask you to change

If perfect is what you're searching for

Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking

If you look okay

You know I say

When I see your face

There's not a thing that I would change

Cause you're amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you're amazing

Just the way you are

The way you are

The way you are

Girl you're amazing

Just the way you are

When I see your face

There's not a thing that I would change

Cause you're amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile,

The whole world stops and stares for awhile

Cause girl you're amazing

Just the way you are

Lirik Lagu Super Junior-Sorry Sorry

Lirik Lagu Super Junior-Sorry Sorry 

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry

Naega naega naega meonjeo

Nege nege nege ppajyeo

Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby

Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty

Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo

Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo

Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Baraboneun nunbit soge

Nunbit soge naneun machi

Naneun machi mwoe hollin nom

Ijen beoseonajido motae

Georeooneun neoui moseup

Neoui moseup neoneun machi

Nae simjangeul barpgo wannabwa

Ijen beoseonajido motae

Eodil gana dangdanghage

Utneun neoneun maeryeokjeok

Chakhan yeoja ilsaegiran

Saenggakdeureun bopyeonjeok

Dodohage geochim eopge

Jeongmal neoneun hwansangjeok

Dorikil su eobseulmankeum

Nege ppajyeo beoryeosseo

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry

Naega naega naega meonjeo

Nege nege nege ppajyeo

Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby

Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty

Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo

Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo

Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan

Ttanttan ttanttada tta

Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara

Hey girl gir gir gir gir gir girl I

Nunmantteumyeon ni saenggak Hey girl

Janakkaena sasil neo hana bakke anboyeo

Malhaebwa ni mame naega

Malhaebwa jari jabanneunji

Malhaejwo naege malhaejwo

Naneun babo babo babo

Jubyeon saramdeureun malhae

Naega neomu jeokgeukjeok

I sesange geureon saram

Eodi handurinyago

Geugeol molla geunyeol molla

Sigihamyeo haneun mal

Naega bureopdamyeon geugeon

Geudaedeuri jineun geo

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry

Naega naega naega meonjeo

Nege nege nege ppajyeo

Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby

Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty

Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo

Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo

Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan

Ttanttan ttanttada tta

Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttararara

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara

Let's dance dance dance dance

Let's dance dance dance dance

Let's dance dance dance dance

Dance dance

Hey ije geuman naege wajullae

Jeongmal michil geotman gata yeah

Nan neoman saranghago sipeo

Jeoldae dasi hannun pal saenggak eobseo hey

Aeiniragiboda chingugateun

Naega doego sipeo

Neoui modeun gomin seulpeum

Hamkke ganjikhagopa

Dasi eobseul mankeum mankeum

Neoreul neomu saranghae

Naega baran saram niga baro geu

That that that girl

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry

Naega naega naega meonjeo

Nege nege nege ppajyeo

Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby

Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty

Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo

Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo

Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Lirik lagu Sharini - Kau Yang Memilih Aku

Lirik Lagu Syahrini - Kau Yang Memilih Aku

 

Cinta tak pernah sesakit ini
Cinta tak pernah seperih ini
Yang aku minta tulus hatimu
Bukan kau curangi aku

Rasa yang ada didalam hati
Tangis yang ada saat kusendiri
Inilah akhir kisah cintaku
Kisah bersamamu

Kau yang telah memilih aku
Kau juga yang sakiti aku
Kau putar cerita
Sehingga aku yang salah

Kau selalu permainkan wanita
Kau ciptakan lagu tentang cinta
Hingga semua tahu
Kau makhluk sempurna

Mungkinkah semua mereka tahu
Saat hatiku luluh kepadamu
Kau pergi dengan kisah yang baru
Dan kusimpan di ketulusan hati

Kau yang telah memilih aku
Kau juga yang sakiti aku
Kau putar cerita
Sehingga aku yang salah

Kau selalu permainkan wanita
Kau ciptakan lagu tentang cinta
Hingga semua tahu
Kau makhluk sempurna

Kau yang memilih aku
Kau yang memilih aku
Kau yang memilih aku

Kau yang telah memilih aku
Kau juga yang sakiti aku
Kau putar cerita
Sehingga aku yang salah

Kau selalu permainkan wanita
Kau ciptakan lagu tentang cinta
Hingga semua tahu
Kau makhluk sempurna

Kau yang telah memilih aku
Kau juga yang sakiti aku
Kau putar cerita
Sehingga aku yang salah

Kau selalu permainkan wanita
Kau ciptakan lagu tentang cinta
Hingga semua tahu
Kau makhluk sempurna

Lirik Lagu Rosa - Tegar

Tegar - Rossa

Tergoda aku 'tuk berpikir

dia yang tecinta

mengapa t'lah lama tak nampak

dirimu disini

jangan inginku tersenyum

tak ada gairah

kuingin slalu bersamamu

kini kuresah

diriku lemah tanpamu.. ohh

gapai semua jemariku

rangkul aku dalam bahagiamu

kuingin bersama berdua selamanya

jika kubuka mata ini

kuingin selalu ada dirimu

dalam kelemahan hati ini

bersamamku aku tegar